The Upshot

On the show today: - Cristiano Ronaldo’s tantrum in Copenhagen - Messi’s miserable farewell tour - And Dennis Rodman banned from North Korea EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Ronaldo banners - https://www.instagram.com/p/DeAL3_JiNs2/?img_index=2 Ian Holloway - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVfRP_TfwAo Claudio Tapia - https://thumb.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Claudio_Fabi%C3%A1n_Tapia_-_2020_%28cropped%29.jpg/500px-Claudio_Fabi%C3%A1n_Tapia_-_2020_%28cropped%29.jpg?utm_source=en.wikipedia.org&utm_campaign=parser&utm_content=thumbnail Sorriano - https://x.com/City_Chief/status/2104987349507854590 Spanish basketball team - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-58598677 Rui Pinto GoFundMe - https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-save-rui-pintos-life-football-leaks-whistleblower?cp_src=d Richard Keys - https://www.tiktok.com/@keysandgrayunleashed/video/7691370998720957718 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Mauro Icardi’s 73-year driving ban - Vinnie Jones’ Siberian hunting trip - And the sniper-dodging renegade who brought down Man City EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Maresca feet - https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-city-charges-enzo-maresca-37705462 Man Utd’s sexiest fan - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/40502879/man-utd-city-breaches-therese-gudmundsen/ Rui Pinto - https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/18501/production/_110658599_gettyimages-1128742687.jpg.webp HMP Hull smuggling - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9xjmvyjrmo Mo Salah rock - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdkKyikq91f/ Salah rock bench and sign - https://www.turkiyetoday.com/lifestyle/bench-and-sign-stolen-from-salah-photo-spot-in-turkiyes-trabzon-3229047 Mauro Icardi driving ban - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2166483154216194 Porto - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhKN206ICt4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Mourinho’s having a meltdown - Liam Rosenior gets his revenge - And English football has a new bastard genius If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Andros Townsend steamrollered - https://www.instagram.com/p/DdgW3fBgCoc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&stkn=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Mourinho ref - https://x.com/footballontnt/status/2102153555494793487 Rosenior Strasbourg - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1wlhxmo/alternate_angle_of_liam_rosenior_celebrating_in/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=flattened-by-big-food&_bhlid=a0cfedf987b1d7c8d4621ea90ef11cfc9ad816ee Police Millwall v West Ham - https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1wkm2vc/before_the_millwall_vs_west_ham_derby_west_ham/&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1790067488887075&usg=AOvVaw0_CRtqIDDXWF78GfgKxH-_ Gaddafi pingers - https://realnewsmagazine.net/libya-seizes-100000-ecstasy-pills-bearing-gaddafis-image/ Boys printing pingers - https://youtu.be/zZMETFXFE24?si=qFGM5lAW2iOpCf7Q United 93 - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/sep/18/oxford-united-apology-united-93-clothing-range-9-11-anniversary Hyrox - https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2099248001063792830 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Wayne Rooney’s hotel room sesh - The West Ham star accused of kidnapping a film director - And why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers? Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Eagle snatches baby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaXI57qpasM Aguero coke - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xzVnbsbnios Ecuador Haaland drugs - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oz3k4sF4huw Cole Palmer leaving Stamford Bridge - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdODJS4o9ZH/ Ron Hayward - https://www.facebook.com/AdTurds/posts/ten-year-anniversary-of-this-story-meme/744792374306479/ Nathan Jones defends comment - https://www.tiktok.com/@cafcofficial/video/7684298662599462166 Nathan Jones tattoos - https://x.com/EamoV1/status/1086679508525162498 Otley Run Kurt Zouma stag do - https://www.indy100.com/news/cats-protection-kurt-zouma-leeds JP in Sicily - https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/comments/1we8or8/jp_spotted_in_sicily/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Jim Ratcliffe threatens to burn his enemy’s house down - Bernie Ecclestone caught smuggling guns again. - What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Kygo Jo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYJWkDFzEXA Seecamp - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seecamp Silvio Santos - https://www.uol.com.br/splash/noticias/ooops/2018/12/08/silvio-santos-sai-de-ferias-e-sbt-teme-surto-de-mudancas-na-grade.htm Lee Andrews memoir - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40092202/lee-andrews-book-deal-katie-price/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children - Brighton’s bus driver snorting gear on the job - Pakistan’s genital warts scandal EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the show: The Undertaker - https://legacymedia.sportsplatform.io/image/upload/v1707434424/pwagjpbh6nd61hg93fvq.jpg?w=2560 Al Hilal fan assault - https://x.com/IttiMania/status/1778509641481089319?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=cat-o-nine-tails Ronnie O’Sullivan mural - https://x.com/BBCSport/status/2093303629096882576 Man Utd child ticket tout - https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/800/cpsprodpb/a399/live/2e328260-8733-11f1-a42c-83dd67bf1cb2.jpg.webp 81 year old Man Utd fan protest - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yl0lp0k9go Shoaib Akhtar’s gential warts - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/twenty20/5363321/Shoaib-Akhtars-genital-warts-keep-him-out-of-Pakistans-World-Twenty-20-squad.html Imran Khan and Ghislaine Maxwell - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrpLzu1aEAAfXcK?format=jpg&name=medium Meet the Owens review - https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/meet-the-owens-michael-owen-amazon-b3039741.html Andros Townsend chicken feet - https://www.tiktok.com/@androstownsend/video/7679125287849692438 Katie Price dumps Lee Andrews - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40241377/katie-price-dumps-lee-andrews-divorce-shock/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Premier League gets its first sex scandal of the season - Keys and Gray are back - Egypt manager hospitalised by a fight between his two wives JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the show: Fulham Falklands flag - https://x.com/AwayDaysClub_/status/2091937772147704185 Hull mauled by the tigers - https://www.facebook.com/tntsportsfootball/videos/hull-fans-singing-youre-getting-mauled-by-the-tigers-after-leading-man-united-by/4563338707270770/ Issac from Boro - https://shorturl.at/Pykcv Jed York mugshot - https://bit.ly/4zCj1xA Keys and Gray Unleashed - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM-cyJVh1zE&t=310s Hossam Hassan wives fight - https://shorturl.at/Jbzwp Tirana president throwing cash - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1vsrsjp/dinamo_tirana_president_ardian_bardhi_walked_into/ Ronnie Brunswijk handing out money - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCQBKDcj4 Romania football pet lion - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u24sxq/interview_in_romania_in_1995/?share_id=pC5lJAx0cAIXLIRlltT5e&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 Brydon Carse - https://x.com/thomasguy789/status/2091538996102902007?s=46&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=orca-pervert&_bhlid=5db2d54731a5b8b1a894ddf8559308125b954668 See you at the hairdressers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cs75KKSNgg Harry Redknapp - https://shorturl.at/VI3ly Signing Carvalho - https://www.facebook.com/Cabrodeportes/videos/la-leyenda-de-tittyshev/755382394660421/ Michael Owen apples - https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/comments/1hyuadl/what_a_funny_story/ Long throw - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1vx3y8i/iranian_defender_nader_mohammadi_of_spartak/ Iran throw in fail - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MciOxexvCpY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers IFF YOU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE SHOT IS COOKIN’If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=video&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the pod: Rikishi stinkface on Kurt Angle: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DKtAyWExGHC/ The Ho Train: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKetpYEaLg Mae Young powerbombed through a table: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5wVCqfxS2s Mae Young swimsuit contest: https://www.tiktok.com/@onthisdayinwwe/video/7463653994758409504 The Katie Vick scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKWOAzDw4Hg Big Show funeral: https://youtu.be/1On9iGZhU7U?si=0NioG-7oLIC2yU2s&t=134 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get part two RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowersIn the mid ‘90s, WWF was in chaos.Reeling from drug scandals and trailing rivals in the ratings.It was time to get NASTY.Vince McMahon cranked up the sex and violence, and brought in unhinged storylines about necrophilia and shagging his own daughter.And away from the ring, the drug-addled stars lost their minds.From pooing in sandwiches to powerbombing 77 year old women, this is WWF Attitude…If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=video&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorshipLinks from the pod:Jake the Snake mad interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=aCMGa-9gjF8j0N3H&t=1559&v=bgelClH2G4k&feature=youtu.beLinda kicks Vince in the cock: https://www.reddit.com/r/AttitudeEra/comments/1p1afvj/shane_mcmahon_defeats_vince_mcmahon_at_wm_xseven/Vince fights Stephanie the week of her wedding: https://preview.redd.it/in-2003-vince-mcmahon-fought-his-daughter-stephanie-in-a-v0-1xt9n8u00eng1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=98d8f3ed89bc838d45d712165f8f10a71028788bThe Rock aged 15: https://preview.redd.it/the-rock-being-the-rock-even-at-15-years-old-in-1987-v0-9h2bx9n7wwz91.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=be28adf8828ada4514e990bab00f3e38fd3b16eaThe Rock napkin photo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPFx1_Q6vMrjwUwexJx9iPt07IwjrDmOPw8gvtDDPrw1ag2wZtqiklr4Q&s=10Terrible CGI in Scorpion King: https://www.tiktok.com/@binge/video/7519731852488330552Golddust on Conan: youtu.be/QXlqF7g-tjU?si=2FMhe4hGIbmVE7IB&t=297 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: Gianni Infantino’s sex scandal, the crime boss busted on the padel court and why is Ange Postocoglou cruising round in his boxers? Subscribe to our Patreon and get an extra episode every week: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?ut... JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the pod: Ange Postocoglou on FC27 in his pants: https://www.tiktok.com/@willsonfut/video/7671644007277038880 Kinahan lieutenant at Padel tournament: https://www.bellingcat.com/app/uploads/2026/06/12_dixon062026-1200x764.jpg Leandro Paredes with the riot police: https://www.facebook.com/MenInBlazers/videos/leandro-paredes-gets-full-police-escort-to-take-a-corner-as-boca-juniors-visit-n/1682300642881122/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Gianni Infantino clings on for dear life - Danny Cipriani’s “tacky and distasteful” wedding - And which France international pooed in someone’s mouth at a party? If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Subscribe to our Patreon: ⁠www.patreon.com/upshottowers⁠ Upshot hats - https://payhip.com/b/vM3Jo JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Infantino track - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZIXgAcOZGA/ Anna Lynne poem - https://x.com/IAMannalynnemcc/status/1496877541772062727?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1496877541772062727%7Ctwgr%5E2d490e18b92673156548ced8b5cc817d6312c3d7%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeednews.com%2Farticle%2Fkelseyweekman%2Fannalynne-mccord-twitter-poem-putin Kate Mannion - https://x.com/Katiemoneygrabz/status/1496926530219364394 Molina - https://shorturl.at/b7oVi Botham tweet - https://shorturl.at/0YG4z Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Gianni Infantino’s next power grab - World Cup star’s cocaine arrest - Idi Amin returns to haunt England Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Upshot hats - https://payhip.com/b/vM3Jo JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Haaland at Donnarumma’s wedding - https://www.facebook.com/hello/videos/1479113637586094/ Haaland and &Me - https://www.facebook.com/DeepTechMinimal/videos/26815898238085760/ Haaland thrown out - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12100593/erling-haaland-nightclub-thrown-out-video/ Capello - https://shorturl.at/48nFI Richard Keys outfit - https://shorturl.at/q8wXx Socceroos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snLylKw5shE JP glasto outfit - https://shorturl.at/G13aX Idi Amin love for sports - https://shorturl.at/8Ynvc Mayo fan - https://shorturl.at/ANt67 Trophy sinking - https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/1v7g8ai/sir_a_second_major_french_trophy_has_been_lost_in/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Riots on the streets of Buenos Aires. - Phil Neville shirt swap humiliation. - World Cup final ref’s sex party scandal JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Upshot hats - https://payhip.com/b/vM3Jo If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Subscribe to our Patreon: ⁠www.patreon.com/upshottowers⁠ Links from the show: Argentina fans crying - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ujl54LXPYcw Scaloni - https://x.com/footballontnt/status/2079125893415362583 Spanish pilot - https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1v266ha/a_spanish_pilot_made_a_plane_full_of_argentine/ Buenos Aires riots - https://x.com/Reforma/status/2079073017280291251 Argentina rugby shirts - https://shorturl.at/Y0I1j Louis Vuitton trophy case - https://shorturl.at/RxCFL Upshot Infantino - https://shorturl.at/dfAhM Upshot World Cup map - https://shorturl.at/VbU7v AKA Rocky - https://www.instagram.com/p/Da_N3NTuTr1/ Infantino clap for Trump - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1uzfgsl/trump_on_kane_they_tuchel_perhaps_made_a_mistake/ Ring - https://shorturl.at/xv7Vq World Cup final pitch grass - https://shorturl.at/TVsxS Vincic arrest - https://x.com/MIL0SEVIC/status/2078256308520730667 England fan - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Da1Hqc8PVnV/ Bellingham grandad on Mastermind - https://www.tiktok.com/@theshadeborough/video/7663559077552737558 Souness - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Da4GizupZ5q/ John Fury - https://www.instagram.com/p/Da0BCOdAimh Robbie Williams - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbBDhT3I270/?igsh=MXA2d3ljajkyZnhubg== Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back…. Gianni Infantino has fallen out with his best friend, noshed off a load of Qatari sheikhs and let the world know what a massive bell end he is. But the scandals are only just getting started. Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the show: Saudi Arabia host announcement - https://inside.fifa.com/organisation/congress/media-releases/extraordinary-congress-appoints-hosts-of-2030-and-2034-editions-of-fifa-world-cup Infantino dancing at wedding - https://tinyurl.com/3vdpnzky Maniac laugh - https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymail/video/7462344937317879086 Shiny Panini Club sticker - https://tinyurl.com/36cevnjr Mbappe AI fans - https://www.instagram.com/p/DLvne9ptfAG/?img_index=1&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=a-spot-of-light-dogging&_bhlid=ea54ae81b3511615c4ce324ef97001b9633da563 World Cup draw chant - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DR49wDjj-tt/ Gianni takes a corner - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKj9uQ3O8xi/?hl=en&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=king-of-soccer&_bhlid=7c65eccbfe90133133b4341fcde4fe96b9b68752 Posing with a guitar - https://www.tiktok.com/@metrosportuk/video/7618146787760655649?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=he-spooked-the-horses&_bhlid=fdff96c25db06361fc4a9f2f0a40d4be154e2967 ‘Shake hands’ - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/apr/30/israel-fa-delegate-snubbed-by-palestinian-counterpart-at-fifa-congress ‘Chill’ - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/c3dyegz0z8jo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Naked England fans cartwheeling in Benidorm - Gary Neville’s slapped down in Argentina - Lee Andrews back in the slammer If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Subscribe to our Patreon: ⁠www.patreon.com/upshottowers⁠ JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Alfie Haaland swearing - https://x.com/utdZaiire/status/2076635626917806249 Posh spice goal reaction - https://shorturl.at/YYNgQ Ed Sheeran - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Dak_f22BX-4/ Norwegian fan won’t row - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uspmxd/norwegian_fan_on_skysports_explains_why_he/ Achtung - https://shorturl.at/7nGuZ Godoy Cruz flags, balaclavas and Durham fans - https://shorturl.at/byLK0, https://shorturl.at/sbEz9, https://shorturl.at/tzUb8 Chinese prayers - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DasqTPwNdTY/ Zach cat video - instagram.com/reel/Daawq94s41a/?igsh=MTN4OWgzZHhpMDV5cw== Neymar mobility scooter - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/39719962/neymar-mobility-scooter-universal-studios-world-cup-brazil/ Vosinha sea slug - https://shorturl.at/nK5Br Alkali refuses comment - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/clywe81xe3lo Lee Andrews cameo - https://www.cameo.com/leeandrews1111/feed/6a37eebd7c6792f197eec10a?t=1 Lee Andrews’ dog - https://shorturl.at/1c7I6 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In a parallel universe, Gianni Infantino is a faceless functionary in a drab Glattbrugg lawyers’ office. But somehow this charmless blazer has wooed Donald Trump, partied with the Kardashians and wormed his way into the Middle East peace process. He did kick ups with Putin, cosied up to Salt Bae and carved his own name on the trophy. Twice. From FBI raids to $25,000 tickets, this is the story of the most hated man in football… Get part 2 instantly when you subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the show: Young Infantino - https://shorturl.at/yU3Cu Infantino family - https://static.india.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/MixCollage-13-Jul-2024-10-06-AM-7379.jpg?impolicy=Medium_Resize&w=1200&h=800 Infantino ‘07 Champions League final - https://shorturl.at/9Thxo Infantino gives Trump shirt - https://shorturl.at/slZLq Infantino and Putin - https://shorturl.at/Ppfr6 Keepie-uppies - https://www.instagram.com/reels/C4zofzpuxHz/ FIFA FIFA FIFA - https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1508452970828025867 Today i feel… - https://youtu.be/zy9jaX9RAbA?si=gJnhRrsJWjZmclu0&t=9 Al Thani combatting corruption prize - https://shorturl.at/nI0UL Salt Bae visit - https://x.com/TelemundoSports/status/1346885110495383554?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1346885110495383554%7Ctwgr%5Eabb69268fd4caa92cc894b2aa484919210f46bfe%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Ffootball%2F2022%2F12%2F22%2Ffifa-launches-investigation-salt-baes-gatecrashing-argentinas%2F Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Thomas Tuchel’s MILF summer. - The Norwegian stars who had an orgy on the pitch. - We hear from England fans caught in car tipping chaos in Mexico If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit ⁠https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship⁠ JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links: Hendo breaks arm - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166 Kane voice - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166 Anthony Gordon fuck off - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166 Scary Mexico fans - https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2074030302712771013 David Bentley dance - https://www.instagram.com/p/DabVBSkBdV2/?hl=en-gb Tuchel Mumsnet - https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5549319-to-find-thomas-tuchel-strangely-attractive Tuchel modelling - https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs1lhimdxtyi91.jpg Belgium Trump dance - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1upjdmz/during_the_celebrations_of_lukakus_goal_belgian/ Balogan red - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmAX7zw41CQ Ted Cruz - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uoymvh/no_politics_in_sport_senator_ted_cruz_to_trump_on/ Casemiro crying - https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2073955232652943533 Sad fans on Copacabana - https://x.com/bbkigalifm/status/2074011024064184572 Bloke in Barcelona - https://shorturl.at/Cg3YW Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

France’s 2010 World Cup squad was absolutely full of wrong’uns. From illegal organ harvesting to sex tape blackmail, meet the mutinous French mob who had a meltdown in South Africa. Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Hysteria and backstabbing as big dogs crash out the World Cup - David Beckham’s awkward reunion - Ben Stokes’ big moment is overshadowed by a pundit’s shagging JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit ⁠https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship⁠ Links: Beckham awkward encounter - https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/comp-1782750686.png?w=646 Botham on England cricket behaviour - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3FKSCVCjypk Jaded Stokes - https://shorturl.at/EH0tL Bielsa - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ugs4j3/heated_interview_from_marcelo_bielsa_after_being/ Hong Myung Bo banned from shops - https://shorturl.at/wrnn9 Hong Myung Bo blurred in interview - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1558002462427954 Hong Myung Bo bows to reporters - https://shorturl.at/Q8Xcs Ruggeri - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uilkbr/fabrizio_corona_matteo_ruggeri_allegedly_pays/ Garnacho hair - https://shorturl.at/Jv82D JP hair - https://shorturl.at/ZAZgp Townsend eating eggs on plane - https://www.instagram.com/p/DaDobq6gVm_/?hl=en Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The England squad that flew to Germany 20 years ago was packed with absolute wrong'uns. From shagging grannies to battering DJs, meet England's last golden generation… If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=video&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 #football #England #worldcup2026 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - England fans robbing post offices - The real reason Roberto Martinez stuck with Ronaldo - Aaaand World Cup’s get its first sex scandal - more on that later JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links: Ghana witch doctor - https://shorturl.at/KvYF4 Lion prediction - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1983902578920572 Ronay account of Dallas - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZrf1UxTIz6/ Spanish drug shack - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZxuDiLi0Yr/ Drug shack street view - https://shorturl.at/OlBSZ Mexico ‘86 wrong’uns doc - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GI6xxaRUvY One Direction in Gothenburg - https://shorturl.at/jAk35 Xaud restaurant - https://shorturl.at/iMgiz Germany 2010 photoshoot - https://bodypainting-arts.de/bodypainting-mit-der-fussball-national-elf-2010/ Harry Kane’s dad - https://shorturl.at/SI9UH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brazil’s Class of 2002 was filled with scintillating shaggers and absolute wrong'uns. From fake lottery scams to 15-year-old fiancees, meet the World Cup's wildest winners… If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Scotland’s wife-stealing striker - Ecuador’s New York strip club adventures - Has Anthony Joshua been CLONED Subscribe to our Patreon: ⁠www.patreon.com/upshottowers⁠ If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit ⁠https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship⁠ JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links: Rod Stewart - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/39402968/rod-stewart-scotland-world-cup-haiti-cancel-gig/ Scot hit by motorbike - https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/15312370/scotland-england-euro-tartan-army-fan-crash-motorbike/ Worm on the tube - https://x.com/SickChirpse/status/1405864051612303363 Lyndon Dykes tattoo - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/10839282/lyndon-dykes-scotland-ronaldo/# Lego Nike Air Max - https://www.lego.com/en-gb/product/nike-air-max-95-x-lego-set-43025?CMP=AFC-AffiliateUK-VqqTHYs0Frg-3536742-1537979-15 Red light district cycle lane argument - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXD0ysrjql8/ Mexican locals Gangnam Style - https://x.com/ssmb291_/status/2066519419308970082 Lee Kang In phone snatch - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1u4u590/kangin_lee_gets_his_phone_taken_from_him_by/ Shibuya crossing celebration - https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/2066393163325952234 Reversed Japan fans picking up litter - https://x.com/AndyHa_/status/1596842985098215424 Neymar steals kids shirt - https://x.com/AJIx1998/status/1596868190566424576 Kendry Paez strip joint - https://x.com/FootballReprt/status/1772449889126953381 Enner Valencia police chase - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/07/enner-valencia-everton-chased-police Anthony Joshua clone - https://x.com/GreatBritishMC/status/2062592338237751785 John Fury punching walls - https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2065985520258163029?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=trainspotters-underwear&_bhlid=854c537983ebb5edf9b8ba6451eb59be40218e7f Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Has Thomas Tuchel been dogging in Kansas City? - The sordid secret behind Ben Stokes’ nightclub scrap - Lawrence Dallaglio’s back on the naughty step JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links: Mexican Wave - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1040007111920194&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=severed-heads-of-criminals USA Chants - https://x.com/WorldCup26HQ/status/2061822313104834657 Curacao Arrival - https://x.com/SI_FootballClub/status/2063448675989197130 1930 World Cup - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJhbRvMRssM&t=354s Ben Duckett Noosa - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ottGKIRTL_4 Bosnich Injury - https://x.com/10SportAU/status/2062757384897151474 Get part 2 instantly when you subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

England’s World Cup dream is in ruins. It’s the end of the golden generation. And what comes next is even worse… In part two, England’s stars sink even further: backseat blowies, managers leaking team sheets to punters on the tube, and undercover stings. If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the show: Jordan Henderson bebo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEtzGEhFHpAncPmAcQzueHxFPYTKwULTdOZA&s Hodgson on the tube: https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63293000/jpg/_63293881_63285194.jpg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest - Jack Wilshere’s chirpsing in fish and chip shops - Amir Khan’s caveman sexts If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship JP's gossip hotline: 07354 079 834 Links from the pod: Sterling driving incident: https://x.com/debornair99/status/2061513712813719634 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get part 2 instantly when you subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Miami, 2014. Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ricky Lambert in a desperate bid to break the deadlock against 10 man Honduras. The match finishes 0-0, and England’s darkest decade rolls on. But for all their misery on the pitch, England’s stars did have fun off it: stripping on webcams, seshing at strip clubs and shoplifting from B&Q. This is the story of England: the banter years… If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the show: Scott Carson howler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6dqnu2AZQM Rob Green howler: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1l9sffr/on_this_day_15_years_ago_rob_green_lets_the/ Rooney loses it with fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7V4CiQGZs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From chainsaw attackers to Nicklas Bendtner, we debate the funniest Arsenal players of all time… If you’ve had any accident that wasn’t your fault, call Injury Lawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit: https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Unlock the Patreon version and get an extra episode every week: www.patreon.com/upshottowersOn the show today:- Pep’s drug scandal- More insane twists in Katie Price kidnap saga- Evangelos Marinakis’s punch up in the standsIf you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorshipJP's gossip hotline: 07354 079 834Links from the show:Pep chased on his bike: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1546289403538046977Lee Andrews saying he's in Skegness: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVOZ_ZHCCyf/ Marinakis fight: https://twitter.com/StokeyyG2/status/2058960754175275225Trina the Cleaner: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1tih7s2/tina_the_cleaner_of_wrexham_football_club_on_her/Belen Rodriguez foot licking: https://x.com/LeDirectInfo/status/2045400115712516605 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Doping was once a noble art, where Victorian eccentrics plied human guinea pigs with rat poison cocktails and cocaine enemas. But with the launch of the Enhanced Games, it’s gone professional. To celebrate this Las Vegas freakshow, we join legendary true crime podcast Redhanded for a special bonus episode on the history of doping. Check out Redhanded: https://open.spotify.com/show/0emVYc04B4y5UzBIvA0axo?si=d429286f44784cb0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: Saka and Rice’s 5am bender, the Formula 1 stripper drought, and has Katie Price’s Chelsea husband been KIDNAPPED? Whatsapp JP’s gossip line on: 07354 079 834 Links from the pod: Arsenal training ground celebrations: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ti0nvf/the_moment_arsenal_found_out_they_became/ Leicester celebrations at Vardy’s house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH6LNFw5clc Ian Wright at the celebrations: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ti42ej/ian_wright_joining_the_celebrations_outside_the/ Katie Price on her husband’s disappearance: https://youtu.be/21kDlti-uSk?si=HMrgjvndvjQeWNUX&t=45 Pep interview when Aguero left: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3003647146579848 Taylor Harwood-Bellis binoculars celebration: https://x.com/SkySports/status/2054969995273130122 Middlesbrough restaurant spy advert: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYiEpFCu3ZF/ Cole Palmer hates the cinema: https://www.tiktok.com/@skysports/video/7640387889200729366 (Not) Neymar celebrating his World Cup call up: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYheFr-OuPf/ Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the pod today: Neymar slaps a wonderkid, Aubameyang scraps with a club exec, and has Mason Greenwood finally gone too far? Join The Upshot’s patreon for our episodes on the wild life stories of sport’s biggest names. Patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Theo Hernandez’s “escort parties” - https://x.com/acmilan_brasil/status/2053954025423511705?s=46 Arsenal fan thrown down the stairs - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1t9vmx0/arsenal_fans_get_thrown_down_the_steps_at_the/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Roman’s rags to riches tale turns to chaos as his Chelsea stars start wife swapping, he buys the moon, and gets poisoned by the KGB. Links from the pod: - Terry slip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnZz0kBnqs - Torres goal against Barca with the Nevgasm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCmSJvT0Z1Y - Branislav Ivanovic interview: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1679815002117505024 - Mourinho calls Wenger a specialist in failure: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RUtU1k7PYWY EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get part 2 instantly when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers In his early twenties, Roman Abramovich was schlepping 1,000 miles to sell rubber ducks in Russia’s freezing north. A decade later he was Russia’s second richest man, best pals with Putin and a Premier League champion. From flying sushi to Azerbaijan to getting poisoned by the KGB, this is the story of Roman Abramovich… Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the pod: As a young soldier: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Evj7yE6XYAU0XQC.jpg Prosecutor caught in sex tape: https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/xm5zPNRzQzgiP6d8hqCumeZUXlU5tcAr_UNuZ2GxPXie7LMY8SGEbZ20KXTZ8ufDRhw4HGekTNJzzOGuvUR9ON7Dl7gI2dgZ5vE1PwmunaGJSKU Visiting Chukotka: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN-_TFikUMPvbOG1AaX4b13ZadeaxlFRlHsgtgdfkIEO0g-XYD In the Shed End: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS090Uw9cDi7-MTsobyGFsDBeujjjOH4KKc_Q&s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the pod today: Matt Le Tissier’s latest madcap theory, Clive Tyldesley’s backseat bonking and Jack Grealish on the sesh again. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the show: David Haye on I’m a celeb: https://youtu.be/ygX_fSLGgNo?si=gBWolJCrbetSPYw_&t=27 Dapper Laughs standup: https://www.instagram.com/p/DXfWi5-Db-d/ Dapper Laughs gangster movie: ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZgzGQRLl4M Article about Turki Al-Sheikh: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6298589/2025/04/25/turki-al-sheikh-boxing-saudi-arabia/ Turki Al-Sheikh meltdown playing FIFA: https://x.com/AlnuaimiNasser1/status/1264219114568114176 Goldbridge nonce outburst: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb/ Tyldesly sex analogy: https://www.instagram.com/p/DW67bqmDClb/ A succulent meal meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4bPMxeCnos Nick Woltemade singing: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1460804542367986 Rochdale fan scatters ashes: https://x.com/ThomFeen ey/status/2048866477982228904 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the 1990s, F1 was filled with reckless mavericks. And their antics off the track make Drive to Survive look like Herbie the Lovebug. They trashed hotel rooms, teargassed taxi drivers and had trysts with princesses on car bonnets. From pitlane punch-ups to the rise of Katie Price, this is the story of F1’s naughty nineties… LINKS FROM THE SHOW Senna Playboy interview Nigel Mansell as a policeman Schumacher and Hill collide Driving Frentzen off the track Villeneuve wins Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Michael Jordan might be an Olympic hero and NBA champion, but he’s got a smaller knob than Scottie Pippen and he’s just been caught cosying up to a coke dealer. Will the NBA’s biggest name be destroyed by it? Or can he bounce back? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Michael justifies his gambling habit: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DMA7-hYAJY-/ Rap video from his dad’s killers: https://www.nbcchicago.com/video/news/local/daniel-green-rap-video_chicago/48061/ University Challenge euphemism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-6F42y3Hk Tyreek Hill’s grandma looks like Scottie Pippen: https://x.com/NBAMemes/status/1863302711414010289 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The 1990s were a different time. You could smoke on planes, recite your best friend’s phone number, and get noshed off in the Oval Office. And the biggest star on the planet was a tight-fisted genius from Teachy, North Carolina: Michael Jordan. He broke bread with drug barons, paid off his mistresses and lost $100k on a game of rock paper scissors. From cocaine in the dressing room to measuring his son’s knob, this is his story… EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the episode:“Travelling cocaine circus” interview: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FsF-JZR_wtM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s 2005 and Ashley Cole is riding high, tearing up the Premier League and shacked up with Britain’s biggest heartthrob. But the papers are out to get him… Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Gaudy wedding pics: https://share.google/8L0PzHOVPkZupUl5V Lottery advert photo: https://share.google/QRoUIEl9cwLedDk7i Roma team photo: https://share.google/xdVoozIdnS3XwfIx9 Europa League draw: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1431213166814453768 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the naughty noughties, no one did tabloid scandal like Ashley Cole… Get part 2 instantly when you join The Upshot’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Access content not available in your region with Nord VPN: Go to nordvpn.com/upshot - our link will also give you 4 extra months on the 2-year plan. Links from the episode: Van Nistlerooy nearly breaks his leg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J6hdSpwTtQ Shuts down Ronaldo in 04: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1654617821561524 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In light of Tiger's latest crash, we're reposting this fan favourite episode which we first released in 2023. Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter. No one does scandals like Tiger Woods. But if you think you know the full story, think again. Buckle in for the sordid tale of a golfer gone wild… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The pair are destroyed by a series of videos showing them at their absolute worst. We revel in the fall out and the recovery, as Keys and Gray decamp to Qatar, settle old scores with their enemies, and both are rocked by more sex scandals. And of course, we answer the big question: Smash It? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Slagging off Sian Massey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV0oWNVG7Mw Andy Gray “tuck me in”: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fYvlpPwNocw “Smash it?”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2107649813077188 Richard Keys Talksport “apology”: youtube.com/watch?si=8K26y4_ECt-K_Yct&t=40&v=fkTNQuWaETE&feature=youtu.be “Get your tits out for the lads”: https://www.independent.ie/videos/sport/old-footage-of-sky-sports-presenters-chanting-get-your-tts-out-at-female-reporter/29967075.html Richard Keys “It was just banter”: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RfiKA6-XbEE Keys home tour: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35lcdp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When Richard Keys and Andy Gray burst onto our screens in the early 90s, they were a breath of fresh air. But behind the scenes, the pair turned the Sky Sports studio into a seedy boys club. They were forced out in disgrace, and that was just the start… From parties with pornstars to banging their best friend’s wives, this is the scandalous saga of Keys and Gray… smash it? Links from the episode: Andy Gray diving header: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZFbBf_YktU Advert for Simon toy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOJ3X_SksrM&t=60s Richard Keys interviews Mariah Carey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVzwFUKCWlE Andy Gray “you beauty” commentary: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=524376272951046 “Take a bow son”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLXgd7kOciw&t=44s Keys winding up Ron Atkinson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1o7Fu93L4s “Daft little ground, silly game, fuck off”: https://x.com/ballsdotie/status/1253638817468334080?lang=en Richard Keys hairy hands: https://share.google/1etXSjQJlGq1wGolp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the show today: - Joey Barton is in trouble with the law twice in one day - Wayne Rooney trousers down - Boris Beckers tales of Diddy’s freak-offs. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the pod: Eni Aluko’s Declan Rice conspiracy theory: https://talksport.com/football/1479711/eni-aluko-declan-rice-man-city-arsenal/ Wayne Rooney doing his trousers: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/38375142/wayne-rooney-boozed-mystery-women-pre -brit-awards-bash/ Boris Johnson on Louis Theroux: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0DEeh05oNNkLcP7KEAlTDJ?si=ZqAej3bNSoWzvu-a8_M3_g&nd=1&dlsi=acbc3b22514e4556 Stu McGill’s podcast meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/live/d-GV9ay86OA?si=5A8h28HwGg8kRqtI&t=1152 Jamie O’Hara’s walk out: https://x.com/now_arsenaI/status/2031496474580672980 The OnlyFans triangle: https://dispatch-media.com/inside-the-onlyfans-triangle/ Brawl in Brazil: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1rojrgv/brawl_breaks_out_between_cruzeiro_and_atletico/ Get Extra Shot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore. He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams. So by all means enjoy this podcast, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices