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Here Comes The Guillotine

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Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more. Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection! It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way. For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more. Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection! It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way. For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

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The Final Best Of Episode 16 Feb 2026

The final Best Of episode of Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd... Thank you.

The Final Guillotine Episode 09 Feb 2026

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this, the final episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Bible John, German Identity, and Alternative Superheroes...

Let’s Imagine The End of the World 02 Feb 2026

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Sitcoms, language in comedy and Billy Connolly...

Takes a Village to Raise a Monster 26 Jan 2026

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss falling over, Mediocrity and Love Island...

They Say Time is a Construct 19 Jan 2026

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Barbie, Greenland and travelling to Canada...

Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 2 12 Jan 2026

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...

Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 1 05 Jan 2026

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...

The Cult of Individualism 29 Dec 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...

The Cha Cha Slide of Fascism 22 Dec 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...

Kindness, Sweat, Blood, Tears 15 Dec 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd some of the greatest footballers of all-time, Ken Loach films and the guys come up with the starting XI facing the Time Ra'...

Dry Ice, Disco Balls & Other Best Bits 08 Dec 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd reality TV, softs drinks and a selection of the best bits from the past couple of years...

The Clanging Funeral Bell 01 Dec 2025

Please be aware that we are working on an issue with this episode. You can watch the full episode without issue on Global Player and YouTube. Thank you for your patience! This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Gen Z stare, siblings and pantos...

Don’t Go Spelunking! 24 Nov 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...

Get Out of This Place If You Still Can 17 Nov 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...

Being Alive Is Just a Miserable and Lonely Experience 10 Nov 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about interactions in the street, horror films and the guys read through some of your Mailbags...

Love Is a Truffle 03 Nov 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about racist friends, Highland Cows and red flags in relationships...

The Peruvian Death Demon 27 Oct 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Catholicism, Labour and The Twits...

Sanguine is Blood, Right? 20 Oct 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bigotry, children's stories and salmon...

One-Step Away Cuckoldry 13 Oct 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about cartoon characters, lesbians and astrophysics...

The Burning Bridges Episode 06 Oct 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about holiday activities, WWE and Spice Bags...

Atmosphere of Super Violence 29 Sep 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about accents, train conductors and the social contract...

The Sausage Supper 22 Sep 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about pirates, Still Game and the Netherlands...

The Fruit Fly Massacre 15 Sep 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat flags, barber shops and blocking people on social media

The Scold Cast 08 Sep 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about being internet poisoned, satire and generational wealth...

Double Fist Pump 01 Sep 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Lord of the Rings, Scottish Culture and publishing books...

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Seven) 28 Aug 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the seventh and final episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

The Ruins of the Mighty Love Tree 25 Aug 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about working in TV, OnlyFans and Mary Poppins...

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Six) 21 Aug 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the sixth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

The Sachet Dilemma 18 Aug 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Scottish music, National Service and sea shantys...

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Five) 14 Aug 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the fifth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

Here Comes the Guillotine - Best Of - Volume Two 11 Aug 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Four) 07 Aug 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the fourth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

The Little Prince 04 Aug 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Catholic Church, pub quizzing and mental health...

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Three) 31 Jul 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the third episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

You’ve Been Playing It Too Hard 28 Jul 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Fringe, Nintendo Switch and Trump...

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Two) 24 Jul 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the second episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

The Mouse Hunting System 21 Jul 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bored people, the Press and Danny Boyle...

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part One) 17 Jul 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the very first episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

Your Saddish Period Has Become Sadder 14 Jul 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...

The Mailbag: Man Hands on Misery to Man 10 Jul 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails... If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

The Spark That Died Inside Them 07 Jul 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about rats, The Middle East and eating at gigs...

The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie V 03 Jul 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails... If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

Hunger, Boredom and Impotent Rage 30 Jun 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Evita, Gotham and Existentialism...

The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie IV 26 Jun 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails... If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

Best Of - 2025 - Volume One 23 Jun 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...

The Mailbag: A Freudian Outlet 19 Jun 2025

This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails... If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

Just Like a Pill 16 Jun 2025

*This episode contains ASMR involving Cannoli* This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Moby Dick, Australia and dinosaurs...

The Mailbag: Best, F 12 Jun 2025

This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails... If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

The Wheel of Suffering 09 Jun 2025

This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie III 05 Jun 2025

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails... If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

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